Need Cookie! Need Cookie NOW!

[threadwalker]

I CRAVE cookies... BAD! All The Time! Ever see Cookie Monster from Sesame Street? I have had the munchies for days. No matter how much I eat, I'm still hungry.

I found myself prowling the conferences rooms looking for lunch-catering left overs. So far, no cookies found. When this crazy craving passes I assume I'll be glad I failed to bury my face in a pile of cookies. That's a lot of miles to run. I keep reminding myself that 1 cookie = 6 miles even as I peak around corners stalking locations of known cookie-sitings.

But right now... I NEED COOKIES!!!

Comments

[thelbk.livejournal.com]

Leave the vending machines alone!
Try a cup of coffee with cream and splenda. that works for me (sometimes)

Door Number 2:

[thread-walker.livejournal.com]

The craving was also killed by being called into boss's office. I got some "constructive feedback" on something and now I'm totally distracted by it. But I don't do unfiltered work posts... so... argh! I'm not good at game playing.

[dame-cordelia.livejournal.com]

Sometimes a small amount of sugar directly on the tongue is enough to snap me out of a major urge for cookies. Like about 1/4 tsp.

Not always, though.

[hrj.livejournal.com]

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but on Tuesdays at 5pm there are pretty much always leftover meeting cookies in the B60 conference room. Well, briefly, that is, until I carry them home to my waiting tribe. After that, they're in my office. The rest of the leftover meeting food from that meeting gets distributed to the peasants waiting at the gate ... uh ... in the break room, but the cookies are the tithe to Conformance.

[klwilliams.livejournal.com]

I've been starving and sleepy all week. Since I didn't get enough sleep (I wake up frequently in the night), I've been eating way too much. Darn it.

[stealth-1066.livejournal.com]

Come to the Darkside! We have lots of cookies!