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Ice! Ice! Baby!
Jan. 16th, 2007 01:51 pmThe short story, which went out in cell-text. A lucky few of you actually got these.
Jan 15, 2007: 0137: Text Message 1:
Arrive safe n Arnold @ 12:30am: F-ing 21F. Door lock busted n took 30 min 2 open cabin. Water wont cum on: spent 25 min w tools trying 2 turn on water main; either broke or no1 pay bill. Had 2 piss n woods. At least we have TP n electric blanket. Cabin also 21F. Hope skiing is good.
Jan 15, 2007: Text Message 2:
One recipient actually said “what happened?” and got this.
Got 2 cabin near Bear Valley. Dor lok stuk. Froz ass off B4 get in. Thot cops mite stop 2 gals 4 B&E cuz we wuz tak so long w/ flashlite. Water not cum on at main valv undr cabin. Frend hold lite. Stil no watr cum. Swering! No watr, no toilet, no shwer! Pis n wuds n went 2 bed!
Jan 15, 2007: Text Message 3:
Update: HPM* has 2 pee agin @3am. Discovr car lites on! Freez ass n fingers 2 find secret Swedsh code 2 turn off lites n lok door on Volvo. Lites off – dors unlock. Hope car starts.
Jan 15, 2007, 0800 Text Message 4:
Rite now all da way under blankets-hed under 2 cuz cold. I lissen 2 HPM snore! LOL gonna kik her awake in a sec 2 hed up 2 ski. Gonna have 2 freez but 2 pee n wuds agin. LOL. Funny trip. Glad 2 laf about it.
*HPM = Hot pink mama
The long story
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Ski report: ( Read more... )
It was an awesome day of skiing. We celebrated our mastery of the slopes with a beer and got some kids to snap some shots of us full of post-ski glow. I think we were grinning the whole way home and laughing about what a weird trip it was. It was cold, it was icy and it was ubber cool!
Jan 15, 2007: 0137: Text Message 1:
Arrive safe n Arnold @ 12:30am: F-ing 21F. Door lock busted n took 30 min 2 open cabin. Water wont cum on: spent 25 min w tools trying 2 turn on water main; either broke or no1 pay bill. Had 2 piss n woods. At least we have TP n electric blanket. Cabin also 21F. Hope skiing is good.
Jan 15, 2007: Text Message 2:
One recipient actually said “what happened?” and got this.
Got 2 cabin near Bear Valley. Dor lok stuk. Froz ass off B4 get in. Thot cops mite stop 2 gals 4 B&E cuz we wuz tak so long w/ flashlite. Water not cum on at main valv undr cabin. Frend hold lite. Stil no watr cum. Swering! No watr, no toilet, no shwer! Pis n wuds n went 2 bed!
Jan 15, 2007: Text Message 3:
Update: HPM* has 2 pee agin @3am. Discovr car lites on! Freez ass n fingers 2 find secret Swedsh code 2 turn off lites n lok door on Volvo. Lites off – dors unlock. Hope car starts.
Jan 15, 2007, 0800 Text Message 4:
Rite now all da way under blankets-hed under 2 cuz cold. I lissen 2 HPM snore! LOL gonna kik her awake in a sec 2 hed up 2 ski. Gonna have 2 freez but 2 pee n wuds agin. LOL. Funny trip. Glad 2 laf about it.
*HPM = Hot pink mama
The long story
( Read more... )
Ski report: ( Read more... )
It was an awesome day of skiing. We celebrated our mastery of the slopes with a beer and got some kids to snap some shots of us full of post-ski glow. I think we were grinning the whole way home and laughing about what a weird trip it was. It was cold, it was icy and it was ubber cool!
