No Drama Zone..

[threadwalker]

Yeah, apparently there's Drama in the SCA/West Kingdom. (Really? *sarcastic voice* How in the world could that happen?)

But I have BIGGER problems... It's my addiction to Gold Fish Crackers...

ARGH!!! Those damn fishes... so smiley and crunchy and cheddary... The have the PERFECT texture. After resisting numerous baked delights at lunch today, I hit the store with the kids this afternoon and got a small package intending to take it to work and nurse it next week... ARGH! I ate the entire package while working from home.

And it was good. It was very good. I had a fishy smile all afternoon while slogging on my report. There are bright orange crumbs stuck to my shirt.

I'm doomed. There is no Round Shield large enough to protect me from the Snack that Smiles Back! I need a Death Star Sized Forcefield. I have to make my zone a "no goldfish"-zone. I cannot be trusted with their crunchy cheddar numminess. And there's a Costco sized box of them buried behind the soup cans. I can't allow it to get opened or I will go down in fishy crackers.

Doomed. Just plain doomed.

Comments

[dizzyblonde30.livejournal.com]

I just treated myself to a handful of the new S'more's flavored goldfish, they are actually good. But I can relate to the cheesy, smiley goodness of Goldfish! I try to avoid buying them b/c I can't have just a serving..they are too darn yummy!!

[thread-walker.livejournal.com]

they are my crack.

Fish Crack.

[thelbk.livejournal.com]

he he he
I DO love you for a reason!!!
wicked girl - give yourself a cracker...

[joycebre.livejournal.com]

gah! I'd have to bring the crackers to work and leave them in the lunch room. Or to an event. I have no cracker control.

[hrj.livejournal.com]

My theory on goldfish crackers is that you're only allowed to eat the ones you toss up in the air and catch in your mouth.

[stealth-1066.livejournal.com]

Come to the Darkside......We have Gold Fish Crackers! Lots of them...really we do!!!!!!!

[beanolc.livejournal.com]

Seriously, this is why I like the individually wrapped packages. Yes, my inner hippie screams and cries each time I throw away more wrappers, but my hips appreciate the single serving.

[beanolc.livejournal.com]

heh. Inner hippie vs outer hips.

*grin*

[thread-walker.livejournal.com]

lol.. sing it! Me, too. same issue. Hence the costco-sized box. I tell myself I can aportion them into reusable baggies... but it looks like I need to veer away right now.

[ppfuf.livejournal.com]

If/When you give in and open the box, portion them into baggies and mark them with a don't-eat-before-date. Make your OCD work _for_ you.
Can you tell I also belong to the open=eaten clan?

[etaine-pommier.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[erzimagdalena.livejournal.com]

Thanks a lot. Now I'm craving yummy goldfishy goodness.

[weenie100.livejournal.com]

Make a pact or bet with yourself or Fairon. I made one with Michael -- no unplanned desserts (e.g. donuts, pastries, all goodies at work) for 1 month. In return, I get either new shoes of the new Wii fitness trainer gadget.

[colletteshorses.livejournal.com]

I was like that for years.

For me it was a good time of my life and I still have fond memories. Sure I went through cases of those crunchy, cheesy fish. Sure I spent hundreds of dollars; down the drain. But it was worth it. That satisfying way they rolled between my teeth before finally crunching and spilling their cheesy guts into my mouth...

You see, before I was addicted to Gold Fish Crackers I was an M&M addict...