Slippery Devils
Jul. 23rd, 2009 10:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
My baby carrots are slippery devils. A bowl of them with salsa plus one mis-aimed fork resulted in one carrot escaping, flying up to whap me in the nose and then rolling down the front of my shirt leaving a trail of salsa.
I look like someone hit me with a paint-ball filled with salsa right over my left boob.
Fabulous.
Not only that, I cleaned out all the spare clothes from my office just yesterday, so I've got nothing to change into.
Now the left half of my shirt (over, above, around, under) my boob is wet and, consequently, see-through. Too bad I don't have an interesting bra to make this more humiliating.
Can I go home now? C'mon, didn't we establish I don't add value? This counts as catastrophic failure in my book.
I look like someone hit me with a paint-ball filled with salsa right over my left boob.
Fabulous.
Not only that, I cleaned out all the spare clothes from my office just yesterday, so I've got nothing to change into.
Now the left half of my shirt (over, above, around, under) my boob is wet and, consequently, see-through. Too bad I don't have an interesting bra to make this more humiliating.
Can I go home now? C'mon, didn't we establish I don't add value? This counts as catastrophic failure in my book.
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Date: 2009-07-23 05:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-23 05:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-23 06:32 pm (UTC)one of your kid's sick at daycare?
don't you have to go????
Except maybe the shirt is a dead give away...
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Date: 2009-07-23 07:43 pm (UTC)The Drama-Factor around here has maxed out to the point where I'm not even in the loop anymore (which is GREAT! I went for a run at lunch time). But going home? hah hah hah...you so funny... you a funny lady
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Date: 2009-07-23 06:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-23 06:36 pm (UTC)Some retail therapy might be useful.
ZI'm also surprised you don't have your Deathride shirt handy... I thought you'd wear that for weeks!
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Date: 2009-07-23 07:44 pm (UTC)My Deathride shirt is a biking jersey that's almost skin tight. It *might* be an improvement. But it's safe at home in my treasure vault.
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Date: 2009-07-23 11:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-23 08:44 pm (UTC)May that be the worst that happens to you today!
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Date: 2009-07-24 02:13 am (UTC)