How do you know you are Fabulous?

[threadwalker]

You know you are fabulous when you have anti-fans. I call them "Hate Stalkers". They are the people who use your achievements as a way to trash-talk you. Oddly, even if you don't spend one iota of thought on them and have zero angst for them, they are consumed with jealousy and can't help spewing bile when you succeed. (So one day they will be well-pickled) They are driven to try and tear you down from afar. And when I say "from afar", I mean from far far below your pedastal of Fabulousness.

I am Fabulous because I have Hate Stalkers.

I have them at work AND other places. But not at home and not within my family. And OF COURSE not within my friends because, obviously, they aren't capable of being my friends.

Clearly I'm fabulous! (wink)

Comments

[ppfuf.livejournal.com]

You pickle in brine, not bile. Bile's nasty and bitter. Brine is salty.

(Does nitpickery make me a hate-stalker?)

[thread-walker.livejournal.com]

you? a hater? oh, heck no. Knowledge is power. You're sharing your knowledge (and thus enpowering me)

I'll have to come up with a different description, though... hmmm....

[ppfuf.livejournal.com]

No, leave it the way it is. The idea of someone pickled in their own bile was so vile, for a moment I wondered if you'd come up with the imagery on purpose.

[joycebre.livejournal.com]

even if you didn't have hate stalkers you'd still be fabulous.

[thelbk.livejournal.com]

but baby we all KNEW you were Fabu already!

[cathyn.livejournal.com]

YOU WIN!!

[callistotoni.livejournal.com]

Wow. You are fabulous! I will never understand a lot of humanity, I have to say. :-/

As a side note, I ran into this article the other day and it reminded me of some of your work stories: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3579402.stm
Yup, some coworkers really *are* psychopaths!

As a wise Disney fish once said, "Just keep swimming swimming swimming..."
:-)

[ermine-rat.livejournal.com]

they are moths, drawn to the light....

[fighter-chick.livejournal.com]

Well of course you're fabulous. We knew that.

Meat dissolves in bile. Just sayin'.

And apparently I'm fabulous too, if Hate Stalkers define such things. ;)

[acanthusleaf.livejournal.com]

I do not understand what on earth is so wrong with some people that they waste their life energy tearing others down.

WhatEVer. You know you rock, we know you rock, and the rest don't matter.

[dame-cordelia.livejournal.com]

I LOVE this positive attitude of yours! And the fact that you are ignoring the HS folks is just mah-vel-ous.

[ysabella-dolfin.livejournal.com]

Sheesh... you want my hate stalkers? I think I have a Baseball team of them.

[klwilliams.livejournal.com]

Yes, you are fabulous.

WTF?!

[dakini-bones.livejournal.com]

Why do people have to be such f*ckers?!

[j-i-m-r.livejournal.com]

Your fabulous-ness illuminates the darkness. The hate stalkers are the cockroaches that scurry away from your light.