oh Carrots

Feb. 7th, 2007 04:46 pm
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O, Carrots, Baby Carrots, How I detest thee!
Your bright orange skin
Your crunchy texture
your bitter taste
your fiberous chunks
you plague my taste buds
and trouble my tummy
and yet your nutrition is mightier
than mac'n'cheese and pizza
o, Carrots, Baby Carrots, How I tolerate thee!

Date: 2007-02-08 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hrj.livejournal.com
What a wond'rous thing is a carrot:
Its plump crispness yields to my teeth
In patterns, like the shavings of a lathe;
When I have finished, will I have achieve satiety
Or a well-turned table leg?

Date: 2007-02-08 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beanolc.livejournal.com
Bitter?

*shakes head*

Date: 2007-02-08 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] d-mon-chick.livejournal.com
delightful carrot
orange, sweet and savory
you cleanse my colon


hee hee hee!

Date: 2007-02-08 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ermine-rat.livejournal.com
I prefer my spam Haiku!

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