fads suck; Clothing rant
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I hate last years fads. I hate this years, too.
Here is my building winge on fashion, clothing and shopping
Last year (and previous years) lead to muffin tops; term for what happens when you wear jeans so low and so tight they squeeze the fat up and over the top of the waist band. Who in their freaking mind thinks that's attractive? Sure it looks fine on Callista Flockheart... she's got no fat. It may actually give her a curve or 2. The rest of us? I mean those with some lovin' to love? gag me. Pee-you-kee!
And what I coin the "suburban ho"-look. Blouse, super-tight capris made from same fabric you would make work slacks from and high heals. You get bonus ho-points for any or all of the following: ankle bracelet, ankle tatto, sheer blouse with contrasting colored bra. The "hottie" MILF-strutting mom crowd that uses our pre-school dresses like this. I just want to ask them the address for their trailer park and why they are wearing white before Memorial Day. Oh - by the way, why do you let your preschool daughter dress like Brittney Spears pre-buzz cut? Nevermind, that was a dumb question. Look at how you're dressed.
In an attempt to get a pair of jeans without spending a lot of money, I recently cruised over to Old Navy, who has in the past carried some decent jeans if I purchase the "at waist" stuff. (as opposed to the muffin-top enhancing low waist stuff). Lo and behold, the skinny leg jean is back. WTF???? I HATE those. I don't even know if they are skinny legged, low rise jeans or skinny legged normal waist. I put on a pair, hoping it wasn't as disasterous as I feared, and my brain melted when I looked. I don't remember the waistband, I was too horrified by how meaty my legs looked when you shrink wrap them in denim and add top stitching up the side.
I hate shopping for clothes. This is why. Designers are jerks. Why can't you just leave well-enough alone? Slightly flared below the knee is slimming. Skinny legged looks normal (lol) on people like Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger. Why are we sticking guy-jeans on women? Women are supposed to have higher percent fat than men. We are supposed to have certain curves. Stop enhancing the fat. That's NOT attractive. ARGH!!!!
I hate that I've had to buy clothes for work over the last few months and my options are "let's show off our flubber" or "let me see how super-cheap I can look". Now that I need some jeans, my new option is "shrink wrap me in denim". Ugh!!!!
Oh ... and clothing sizes are not standardized. did you think they were? ha!!!! Guess again. They are not. Manufacturers have been allowing the clothing to creap bigger because women who feel slim buy more clothes. For example... I have slacks for work. I bought some from the "hip" department at Macy's. The ones that "fit" right now have size tags that range from "7" to "10". They fit the same; feel the same; hang well; those jerks who put "7" are hoping I'll buy 2 more that say "7" in a euphoric daze where I celebrate being size "7".
Sorry you capitalistic goons, I'm not that out of touch with my reality.
Over and over, when I am shopping for clothes, I have to grab 3 different sizes in each item to find the one that fits. I can't trust to grab something my size because the stooopid clothing lines can't agree on that. Also, knowing that the tag is a big freaking lie just pisses me off. I feel manipulated. And I'll admit here that at the same time, I want to believe I'm a size "7" even though I know that I am not. .. Part of me is tempted by the illusion... I want to believe it. However, I happen to know I haven't been smaller than a size 10 since I was 20. So choke on my reality you capitalisic jerks who are trying to manipulate my money out of me.
Here is my building winge on fashion, clothing and shopping
Last year (and previous years) lead to muffin tops; term for what happens when you wear jeans so low and so tight they squeeze the fat up and over the top of the waist band. Who in their freaking mind thinks that's attractive? Sure it looks fine on Callista Flockheart... she's got no fat. It may actually give her a curve or 2. The rest of us? I mean those with some lovin' to love? gag me. Pee-you-kee!
And what I coin the "suburban ho"-look. Blouse, super-tight capris made from same fabric you would make work slacks from and high heals. You get bonus ho-points for any or all of the following: ankle bracelet, ankle tatto, sheer blouse with contrasting colored bra. The "hottie" MILF-strutting mom crowd that uses our pre-school dresses like this. I just want to ask them the address for their trailer park and why they are wearing white before Memorial Day. Oh - by the way, why do you let your preschool daughter dress like Brittney Spears pre-buzz cut? Nevermind, that was a dumb question. Look at how you're dressed.
In an attempt to get a pair of jeans without spending a lot of money, I recently cruised over to Old Navy, who has in the past carried some decent jeans if I purchase the "at waist" stuff. (as opposed to the muffin-top enhancing low waist stuff). Lo and behold, the skinny leg jean is back. WTF???? I HATE those. I don't even know if they are skinny legged, low rise jeans or skinny legged normal waist. I put on a pair, hoping it wasn't as disasterous as I feared, and my brain melted when I looked. I don't remember the waistband, I was too horrified by how meaty my legs looked when you shrink wrap them in denim and add top stitching up the side.
I hate shopping for clothes. This is why. Designers are jerks. Why can't you just leave well-enough alone? Slightly flared below the knee is slimming. Skinny legged looks normal (lol) on people like Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger. Why are we sticking guy-jeans on women? Women are supposed to have higher percent fat than men. We are supposed to have certain curves. Stop enhancing the fat. That's NOT attractive. ARGH!!!!
I hate that I've had to buy clothes for work over the last few months and my options are "let's show off our flubber" or "let me see how super-cheap I can look". Now that I need some jeans, my new option is "shrink wrap me in denim". Ugh!!!!
Oh ... and clothing sizes are not standardized. did you think they were? ha!!!! Guess again. They are not. Manufacturers have been allowing the clothing to creap bigger because women who feel slim buy more clothes. For example... I have slacks for work. I bought some from the "hip" department at Macy's. The ones that "fit" right now have size tags that range from "7" to "10". They fit the same; feel the same; hang well; those jerks who put "7" are hoping I'll buy 2 more that say "7" in a euphoric daze where I celebrate being size "7".
Sorry you capitalistic goons, I'm not that out of touch with my reality.
Over and over, when I am shopping for clothes, I have to grab 3 different sizes in each item to find the one that fits. I can't trust to grab something my size because the stooopid clothing lines can't agree on that. Also, knowing that the tag is a big freaking lie just pisses me off. I feel manipulated. And I'll admit here that at the same time, I want to believe I'm a size "7" even though I know that I am not. .. Part of me is tempted by the illusion... I want to believe it. However, I happen to know I haven't been smaller than a size 10 since I was 20. So choke on my reality you capitalisic jerks who are trying to manipulate my money out of me.
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Date: 2007-06-10 03:20 pm (UTC)Yeah, I feel your ungruntlement. If I didn't clothes shop with my sister (who can spend a large amount of money in an amazingly short amount of time), I wouldn't wear anything but black t-shirts and jeans.
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Date: 2007-06-10 04:47 pm (UTC)In Nordstrom's the other day I must have tried on 25 pairs of shorts. And that was after I tried to eliminate the low riders. Not one of them fit. I was really annoyed.
So then I walked into Talbots - 2 doors down at the Maul - tried on 5 pairs and bought 3 of them. They had waistlines and room for hips and everything! And their prices were at least as reasonable as Nordy's.
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Date: 2007-06-10 05:11 pm (UTC)It won't help having to pick out 3 sizes of everything to take to the fitting room. It won't help with the appalling trashy-ho extra spandex choices. But it should narrow it down a little.
A personal shopper will help with the size dissonance.
Shopping at specialty stores like Talbots (mentioned by someone else), J. Jill, or other places will probably help too, with not only sizes, but the trash factor as well.
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Date: 2007-06-10 06:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-12 01:13 am (UTC)ditto on cheaply dressed mall-goers. ewwww!
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Date: 2007-06-11 12:09 am (UTC)*sigh*
I was able to buy some nice, non-trashy, decently fitting clothes this year. (No jeans though.) Just don't ask me how much money I spent on them. :p I saved up for months, and I won't be clothes shopping again for a long, long time.
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Date: 2007-06-12 01:14 am (UTC)haruph! fads suck. I think people must be brainwashed into wearing that crap. Maybe because the options are all so bad.
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Date: 2007-06-11 04:32 pm (UTC)I hope that the UK is a fashion leader. I didn't see any of those while I was there. The fashion trend there was a lady-like (not slutty) display of cleavage. That works well on many more body types that muffin tops do.
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Date: 2007-06-11 07:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-11 09:25 pm (UTC)I really hate shopping for pants. Take all the complaints and add that everything is proportioned for two more inches in the waist and three in the legs. Blech.
Of course, in addition to the muffin top effect, those low rise things make nearly everyone look like they have abnormally short legs.