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Conspiracy Theory
Oct. 27th, 2006 09:04 amThe Rolling Stones are on tour ... again ... for the N+1 reunion tour. Whatever. I saw them in concert in 1989. Good show, but not worth the hype IMO.
They use teleprompters for their shows - they have to. After one show Keith Richards was noted as saying, "I'm reading and I don't remember writing that shit, but I was thinking it was pretty good." Or something similar. Funny - no recall of writing it, but newly impressed with their lyrics and music when he's on stage. I've concluded the Rolling Stones are not human. Either they never were or they aren't anymore.
Afterall, how many times had Keith Richards had his blood replaced? And who is that anorexic druggie they have posing as Mick's daughter? Clearly Keith has had a chip upgrade and they forgot to load the music from early releases. These guys should be dead from drug OD, STD, or through accidental weapon discharge (or something equally fatally accidental and stupid and not likely if your brain weren't fried on drugs) ... IF they were human!!! Otherwise, I think they must be:
1. Aliens
2. Cylons
3. Supernatural creatures evolved or metamorphised from human
4. Supranatural beings
5. Scary Clown-puppet monsters created and mind-controlled by record industry executives.
My thought for Friday. TGIF
They use teleprompters for their shows - they have to. After one show Keith Richards was noted as saying, "I'm reading and I don't remember writing that shit, but I was thinking it was pretty good." Or something similar. Funny - no recall of writing it, but newly impressed with their lyrics and music when he's on stage. I've concluded the Rolling Stones are not human. Either they never were or they aren't anymore.
Afterall, how many times had Keith Richards had his blood replaced? And who is that anorexic druggie they have posing as Mick's daughter? Clearly Keith has had a chip upgrade and they forgot to load the music from early releases. These guys should be dead from drug OD, STD, or through accidental weapon discharge (or something equally fatally accidental and stupid and not likely if your brain weren't fried on drugs) ... IF they were human!!! Otherwise, I think they must be:
1. Aliens
2. Cylons
3. Supernatural creatures evolved or metamorphised from human
4. Supranatural beings
5. Scary Clown-puppet monsters created and mind-controlled by record industry executives.
My thought for Friday. TGIF
