How do you know you are Fabulous?

You know you are fabulous when you have anti-fans. I call them "Hate Stalkers". They are the people who use your achievements as a way to trash-talk you. Oddly, even if you don't spend one iota of thought on them and have zero angst for them, they are consumed with jealousy and can't help spewing bile when you succeed. (So one day they will be well-pickled) They are driven to try and tear you down from afar. And when I say "from afar", I mean from far far below your pedastal of Fabulousness.

I am Fabulous because I have Hate Stalkers.

I have them at work AND other places. But not at home and not within my family. And OF COURSE not within my friends because, obviously, they aren't capable of being my friends.

Clearly I'm fabulous! (wink)